They say no matter where you are from, everyone is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. This March 17, enjoy a beer and a joke with your Irish eikaiwa family at English Please!

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day? A: St. O’Claus!

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? A: He couldn’t afford the plane fare!

Q: What is an Irishman’s idea of a balanced diet? A: A beer in each hand!