June. The sixth month. Named for the Roman goddess of marriage, Juno, which is also the name of my baby girl. And with that, I give you jokes about babies for the month of June. Enjoy!

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Q: Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? A: Because babies can’t dress themselves.

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Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A: A pouch potato!

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Q: What do you call a group of baby soldiers? A: Infantry!

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Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to stop crying? A: You rocket to sleep.