Mother’s Day is the one day of the year when mums come first. That doesn’t mean we can’t have a joke at their expense though! So with that in mind, here’s a collection of mum jokes. We still love you mums, we’re only joking!

Q: Why are computers so smart? A: They listen to their motherboards.

Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Their kids have to play inside.

Q: Why did the boy chop the joke book in half? A: His mum told him to cut the comedy.

Q: Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks? A: She heard he grew another foot.