Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Here are a few (bad) jokes for you to share along with your chocolates during February.
Q: What did one toadstool say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Q: What’s the perfect thing to say to a coffee lover on Valentine’s Day?
A: Words cannot espresso what you mean to me.
Q: What did the panda say to the grizzly on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you beary much!
Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a dozen roses?
A: It was Valenswine’s Day!