Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Here are a few (bad) jokes for you to share along with your chocolates during February.

Q: What did one toadstool say to the other on Valentine’s Day?

A: There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.

Q: What’s the perfect thing to say to a coffee lover on Valentine’s Day?

A: Words cannot espresso what you mean to me.

Q: What did the panda say to the grizzly on Valentine’s Day?

A: I love you beary much!

Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a dozen roses?

A: It was Valenswine’s Day!